Jack Nicholson, 87, Uses Cane in Rare NYC Sighting After Attending SNL’s 50th Anniversary

For decades, Jack Nicholson has been Hollywood’s wildest outlaw—a man who practically invented the art of not giving a damn while making some of the greatest films of all time.

He’s the guy who turned psychotic grins into an art form, the king of courtside Lakers games, and the OG Hollywood playboy whose personal life was often more dramatic than any movie he ever starred in.

But now?

Jack Nicholson was spotted using a cane in New York City.

And suddenly, we all have to come to terms with the fact that even the most unstoppable icons eventually slow down.

Or do they?

Because if we know anything about Jack Nicholson, it’s that he always has a trick up his sleeve.

The Sighting: Jack Steps Out of the Shadows

This past Sunday, the elusive, rarely-seen, almost mythical Jack Nicholson emerged from his self-imposed exile to attend the 50th anniversary special of Saturday Night Live—his first major public appearance in ages.

Leaving his luxury NYC hotel, Jack donned his signature all-black attire, topped off with a New York Yankees cap (because apparently, even Hollywood legends need a team to root for).

But the real shocker?

The cane.

Jack Nicholson. With a cane.

Sure, the man is 87 years old, but let’s be real—this is the guy who once partied so hard that even the Rolling Stones had to tap out. Seeing him need assistance to walk just feels… wrong.

And yet, even with a cane in hand, he still exuded that signature “I own the damn room” energy that made him a legend.

A Grand Entrance: Nicholson Steals the Show (Without Even Trying)

Jack was escorted by his daughter, Lorraine, 34, as they entered the event, where he would later introduce Adam Sandler, proving that even after decades of silence, his voice alone can send an audience into a frenzy.

“Ladies and gentlemen… Adam Sandler,” he said in that instantly recognizable gravelly tone, sending the crowd into a standing ovation.

Sandler, clearly starstruck despite being a star himself, practically lost his mind.

“Yeah, baby! Give it up for JACK!” he yelled, as if Nicholson had just descended from the heavens to bless the show with his presence.

Jack, ever the professional, simply nodded, smirked, and took his seat, knowing full well that he didn’t even have to try to be the coolest person in the room.

Because, let’s be honest—no one in that theater had more star power than Jack Nicholson.

The Disappearance: Where Has Nicholson Been Hiding?

For years, Nicholson has been Hollywood’s biggest missing person case.

No red carpets. No award shows. No drunken escapades at Lakers games. Just radio silence.

Naturally, the internet spiraled into chaos, with fans and tabloids desperately trying to figure out what happened.

• Some claimed he had severe health issues and was in cognitive decline.
• Others believed he had simply retired from Hollywood because he was sick of everyone’s nonsense.
• And then there’s the most likely theory: Jack Nicholson has been spending his days living like an actual king, watching sports, eating whatever he wants, and refusing to be bothered by anyone.

Honestly? That sounds like the dream.

The Man, The Myth, The Absolute Menace: A Hollywood Legacy Like No Other

Jack Nicholson isn’t just a movie star.

He’s THE movie star.

The man has been nominated for more Oscars than any actor in history (except Meryl Streep, but let’s be honest—Meryl is in her own league).

From The Shining to One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest to Batman, Nicholson didn’t just act—he DOMINATED.

And let’s not forget his insanely chaotic personal life.

Jack’s Wild Family Drama: A Real-Life Soap Opera

Jack Nicholson has six kids with five different women, because of course he does.

• There’s Lorraine, 34, and Ray, 33, from his relationship with Rebecca Broussard.
• Jennifer, 61, with Sandra Knight.
• Caleb, 54, with Susan Anspach.
• Honey, 44, with Winnie Hollman.
• And then there’s Tessa, 31—who Jack has never publicly acknowledged, leading to one of Hollywood’s most awkward estranged family situations.

Tessa, fed up with being kept in the shadows, went full tell-all mode in a 2023 Newsweek article, calling herself “the result of an affair between a philandering actor and a young waitress.”

Yikes.

Honestly, if there were ever a TV drama based on Jack Nicholson’s love life, it would outperform every Netflix show combined.

A Night of A-Listers and Awkward Energy

Of course, Jack wasn’t the only legend in the building for SNL’s big night.

The audience was packed with Hollywood royalty, including:

• Robert De Niro, sitting behind Jack and looking like he was mentally judging everyone in the room.
• Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, who appeared together despite Blake’s ongoing legal feud with her It Ends With Us co-star Justin Baldoni.
• Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, and Maya Rudolph, basically running the show.
• Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon, performing a song about wanting to go home, which, let’s be honest, was probably relatable for half the audience by that point.
• And then there was Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Post Malone, Jack White, the Backstreet Boys, and literally everyone else who has ever been famous at any point in the last 50 years.

It was pure chaos, but the real highlight?

Jack Nicholson, sitting there, effortlessly stealing the spotlight like only he can.

What’s Next for Nicholson? Will We See Him Again?

Now that Jack has reminded the world he still exists, the big question is:

Will he ever step into the public eye again?

Or was this his final bow?

Honestly, Nicholson doesn’t need to do anything ever again.

He’s had a career that most actors would sell their souls for. He’s lived his life exactly the way he wanted. And now? He’s chilling.

But if this appearance proved anything, it’s that Jack Nicholson will ALWAYS be the coolest person in the room—whether he’s starring in a film, introducing Adam Sandler, or just sitting courtside at a Lakers game, looking like he knows something the rest of us never will.

So, Jack—whether we see you again or not, just know that Hollywood is a lot less interesting without you in it.

And to everyone else: If Jack Nicholson can still show up and steal the show at 87, what’s YOUR excuse?

Let me know if you want even more insanity, more tabloid-level drama, or even some conspiracy theories thrown in for good measure!